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As you know, Madonna has been trying to turn her pseudo boyfriend Jesus Luz into some kind of celebrity/model/actor. According to Page Six she wanted Jesus to be the new face of Louis Vuitton, trying to leverage her endorsement of the brand into a job for him as well.

LV went with Gabriel Aubry instead.

Please.

As if Jesus Luz has a chance against Gabriel Aubry.

Look at Gabriel Aubry’s face. That nose. That chin. The perfection. If I could design a face, it would be his.

This is Gabriel with baby Nahla in New York on Friday. Also a few bonus shots from the summer with a red baseball cap caught in a Robert Pattinson (namecheck!) open mouth moment.

Compare and contract Jesus. See? Not even close, sister. Not even close.


Photos from Wenn.com

Gabriel Aubry was seen in Malibu and Soho, while Jesus Luz was spotted at NY Fashion Week and in Brazil.

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