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This is Gabriel Aubry, Canadian model and Halle Berry’s baby father, modelling for something called Charisma. I’m not smart enough to figure out what exactly it is that he’s selling. Maybe a fragrance? Besides, it’s not like anything else jumps out at you beyond his body and his face and his gorgessity...

Goddamn that is ridiculous.

But I still don’t know what a Charisma is. And even though I’m fully capable of googling, you don’t have to do it for me, my point is that seeing him is various stages of undress, despite how beautiful he is, doesn’t make me want to find out. And while I may not be an advertising expert, that’s probably not the reaction they wanted me to have.

Also... the name Charisma is lame, whatever it is.


Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

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