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Remember last week some dumbass tabloid published a story about George ending it with Elisabetta Canalis on the SAME DAY new photos of them together were released in Italy? Then I got mad because so many of you emailed all like – OMG GEORGE IS SINGLE AGAIN!!!!!!! even though I had just bought those photos to post that morning...

The Canucks are making me grumpy!

Also, George Clooney is STILL NOT single.

He’s with the Italian Queen at his summer home in Lake Como. They were out for dinner with some friends last night. And yes, this is AFTER her comments about marrying eventually and having babies. What did I say last week about her Game? Click here for a refresher. Ely knows EXACTLY what she’s doing.


Photos from Marco Vicino/Splashnewsonline.com

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