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I’d hobble around on crutches for him too.

As you’ve probably heard, George Clooney and his flavour of the month Sarah Larsen were involved in a motorcycle accident on Friday. He suffered a rib fracture, she some cuts on her face and a broken foot. But still they hit the town last night night in NYC. As you can see, Sarah looks as lovely as ever… and why not?

I’d break my foot too for the chance to convalesce with Clooney. Girl just extended her time on his arm by 8 weeks…at least! Lucky bitch!

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