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Ok let me in on some of this 3 way action because there is just too much blue eyed, salt and pepper goodness in this photo not to want a piece of it. In all seriousness though? I was thinking about it today, I was thinking about the Cloondog and trying to decide whether or not to add him to the Freebie Five and the thing is, I would totally have dinner with him and I"d love it even more if we were walking hand in hand along the Seine or talking politics on an private beach at a 5 diamond resort somewhere in Africa, but would I have his name ironed onto my panties? Do I fantasise about desperate makeup sex after a heated argument? To be honest…no. And I asked myself…why not? George Clooney is perfect! So then I proceeded to take a long hard look at the existing freebie 5 and you know what jumped out at me? An emotional cripple, a philanderer, a sexy ugly English bloke who looks really perverted, and a pretty boy who can"t act hanging on to the last vestiges of beauty. What does this say about me? Do you think I have bad taste?

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