Before George
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They’re a bit dated but have never been addressed here and in spite of the vulgarity, it really is too good to ignore. Especially since it’s George Clooney, the George Clooney idolised as the perfect man by women everywhere.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
Remember this? The article on George’s type? These days Sarah Larsen is all class on the carpet but not too long ago, she was a Nine.com girl. And instead of showing off her Louboutins, she was showing off her labia.
In October, mavrixonline.com posted these photos from 2005 – as you can see, Sarah is wearing no panties and pulling a Britney/Paris/Lilo. In the grand scheme of things, considering Paris Hilton’s fellatio record, I suppose it’s really not a big deal.
What’s amazing though is the Hollywood spin machine. Because it’s George Clooney, because he is the industry golden man, suddenly Sarah’s resumé is whitewashed and respectable. After all, what would the MiniVan Majority say when faced with definitive proof that Mr Perfect really, really, really can’t be changed?
For more Sarah skanky shots, click here.
Thanks to the lovely reader who sent in the link.
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