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George Clooney was joined by John Malkovich yesterday in Italy on the set of his newest Nespresso ad. George was in great spirits, delighting the crew, enjoying a man moment with John, showing no concern about the Italian Queen’s current scandal. And why should he be concerned? No one in America cares about the sh-t they say in Italian, especially not when People Magazine only translates the good parts.

Having said that, it’s still not safe perhaps to have the IQ around. And so she remains undercover, waiting for the cocaine and hooker story to die out before she re-emerges at his side. The problem of course is that the longer Ely stays hidden, the sooner it will be that one of the low rags will write up a report on how George dumped her because he was appalled by her past, like he’s some kind of pure perfect traditionalist. Please.

Now THAT’s the bio I’m waiting for. In 30 years when his depravity won’t have consequences, hopefully someone will be writing that book.


Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com and Splashnewsonline.com

George Clooney shoots Nespresso ad in Italy with John Malkovich august 2010

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