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He won. His remarks were touching. But the ascot? On The Piv? Not clean cut enough, not debonair enough, not dashing enough, not Clooney enough…I’m sorry, I know he’s the Piv, but for me, it was the right look on the wrong guy, and I don’t even want to think about how much more insufferable his ego will become now that he’s officially ordained. Look out.

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