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Could there be a sexier image than all-American hunk George Clooney learning Italian from his latest love interest, lingerie model Elisabetta Canalis?

That’s the opening sentence of a new article appeearing on People.com this morning about George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis titled: George Clooney's Costars Praise His Companion Elisabetta. We’ve been following the Ely whitewash for months. The project is now entering a critical phase as we move closer and closer to the Oscars. What? But George said he wouldn’t be campaigning! Oh please. They all campaign. And this time he thinks he’s found a winner.

Ely is indeed far superior to that dumbass he was dragging around last time. The cocktail waitress Sarah Larson from Vegas, remember? Hell no. Ely came to play. Ely is playing a brand new game. And People is serving it to the MiniVan. They buy the toilet paper, they help along the trail.

So OF COURSE Ivan Reitman is telling them how much George loves her. Of course Vera Farmiga says she’s a “real gentlewoman”. Gentlewoman?

This is not the Ely America is meeting. They will not meet the Ely we know. But we do know Ely. The real Ely. Which is why we love her. Because she’s fooling and schooling them. It’s a bitch’s game.

As for George, on a less cynical note, Roger Friedman reports that he’s organising a telethon for Haiti to air on MTV next Friday and he’s rallying all his famous friends. Click here for more details.


Photos from PNP/L. Gallo/WENN.com

George Clooney’s friends and colleagues praise Elisabetta Canalis on campaign trail

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