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I noted on Twitter that Spittle was looking decidedly leaner last night. Almost svelte. Carb-free for the last week? Perhaps. Or the assistance of a little man spanx? This was what many of you have suggested. I agree. Picture Spittle in a nude coloured full body belly sucker. It’s kind of my favourite visual.

Interestingly the enough, the leotard also managed to rein in his spray. Maybe he’s been working on that too. The Spittle mouth was less moist than usual. Wondering now if Bradley Cooper gave him some kind of dude warning. Like, I will A-Team your ass if you get me wet tonight.


Photos from Wenn.com and GABRIEL BOUYS/Pascal Le Segretain/Kevin Winter/Gettyimages.com

Gerard Butler and Bradley Cooper were both present at the 2010 Oscars.

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