White Man’s Overbite
– 1 min read
❗
Disclaimer: This article was posted during an early period of the site when some of the writing was extremely offensive. Since then our site has grown and evolved. We have apologised, continue to take accountability, and documented our changes. Please see our FAQ on our About page for our formal statement.
What’s the statute of limitations on hotness? If one instance of hotness is not supported by any ensuing instances of hotness, when does the original hotness expire?
I’m asking this in regards to Gerard Butler.
Because whenever I question the hotness of Gerard Butler, the “Gerry” fans response to me is always Dear Frankie. But Dear Frankie was like 4 years ago. And since then, Gerry’s hotness has been hurtin’.
Phanton of the Opera? Not hot and too much Rossum.
300? Am not down with Chippendales cheese.
Factor in the bad pants and the portliness and … well… it’s hard to argue in favour of Gerard’s wilting quiveration.
To punctuate the point even further, check him out leaving Villa the other night rockin’ the unmistakable white man’s overbite.
Seriously… are you feelin’ it?
Photos from Splashnewsonline.com
Newer
