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Gerard Butler hit up a Golden Globes gifting suite last night and was approached for autographs from fans who’d gladly let him spray their faces. Have I ever mentioned my Team Spittle hate mail? Not quite as f-cked up as the Twi-Hards or as violent as the Aniston groupies or as self righteous as the Brangelunatics, but firmly ensconced in their very own crazy corner all the same. What distinguishes Team Spittle from the rest of the ardent idiots is the Horny. These bitches are straight up Horny.

Here’s one from a few months ago when I was writing about what a misogynist pig he is. From Teri-Lynn in Missouri:

Lainey, your a focking messed up c-ntface, how do you know how Gerry treats his ladies? He treats the ho’s bad but for a real woman he would role out the red carpet and carry me on his yummy big shoulders and love me so good and so hard I would have nothing to complain about. That’s the Gerry I know and want every night in my dreams. All I have to hear is his voice. So f-ck you. He probably rejected you and now all you can do is make fun his mouth. Real Gerry fans love the way he talks with passion and hunger. B-tch.

Also attached – Gerry and his yummy big shoulders grabbing coffee the other day.


Photos from Wenn.com

Gerard Butler out and about in LA during Golden Globes week

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