It’s Always the Pants
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A huge improvement on his appearance from the Victoria"s Secret Fashion Show a few weeks ago when he was orange and bloated and bulging and decidedly unattractive but still…there are a couple of problems. Gerard Butler at the LA premiere of PS I Love You last night.
And yes, I know there are the rabid among you who quiver night and day for Gerry – I won’t argue with your loins. But loin issues are personal and I can’t get down with a dude with the dreaded orange + bad pants combination.
They just don’t hang right. Which would be more palatable if he hadn’t baked himself a layer of face foundation but given that he’s the same shade as Lindsay Lohan, the pants seem even worse, non?
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