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Gerard Butler apparently left with some random outside the Waverly last night and took off with her in a cab. And yes… to answer so many of your messages - I’ve seen Dear Frankie. But whatever hotness existed in that movie has since been negated by the dreaded pants.

As you can see, it doesn’t appear the pants issue with Gerard will ever be fixed. Not since Jakey G has a man looked so awkward in a pair of jeans.

Having said that, charm goes a long long way. I’m sure he’s a charming charming sexy man. So it’s my loss being so shallow and fixated on something as meaningless as bad pants. My loss. Not yours. Save your indignant emails.

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