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He was seen on a photo shoot yesterday in Brooklyn for L’Oreal. Spittle is their man ambassador. Evidently they don’t mind what gathers at the corners of his mouth as much as I do, banking perhaps on the ardent support of his fan conventioneers. You remember them, don’t you? They’re already planning for 2011! Click here if you can spare a weekend next June.

Spittle has kept a rather low profile for months, busy at work on several new projects overseas and then in Michigan. Machine Gun Preacher sounds promising. We’re going to need a quality film from him soon. It’s been a while. And How To Train Your Dragon doesn’t count. But the hair really does look great right now, non?


Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com

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