I had to read this headline twice: Ghislaine Maxwell wants to be released into gen-pop? Here’s someone who has spent all of her life in the most exclusive circles with access to the most exclusive rooms. Which is, in part, why she and Jeffrey Epstein were able to allegedly commit their gross crimes. Now she and her lawyers are asking for her to not spend time alone but to be treated like everybody else for reasons, reasons, reasons. Maybe I’m too much of a conspiracy theorist but is one of the reasons – that isn’t cited – because she actually thinks she might be safer in gen-pop?! You know what I’m getting at here. (Dlisted)
Here’s What Chris Pine looked like in 2004. Which is what a lot of dudes looked like in 2004. Photos like this are important because otherwise you don’t appreciate the glow-up. He went from this to leopard print short-sleeved shirts and sandals and hats. And a Pretty in Pink cosplay once in a while. It’s a good evolution. (Go Fug Yourself)
Dwayne The Rock Johnson once again tops the list as the highest paid actor – and he’s paid a LOT. But as I’ve said before, while these numbers are insane, because we’re not getting anywhere near there, The Rock is always working. He makes the most money and he’s still out here doing everything like he doesn’t make the money. I’m sorry. I don’t have it in me to be mad at The Rock. Can we side-eye Mark Wahlberg instead? (Cele|bitchy)
LOLOLOLOL, I love this. The question is: what if Cardi B did the sound effects for Star Wars? And the answer: it would be awesome. I mean it would definitely make Rise of Skywalker better. At least I’d be laughing for a good reason. (OMG Blog)
I am obsessed with this article about being a phone sex operator during the pandemic. Not because of the fetishes and the moaning, but because this is about work! And there’s work involved! I’ve already pitched it to Duana for the next episode of Show Your Work so do your homework and read it. And, if you want, work on your phone sex voice. I really, really want to know if I’d be good at it. (The Cut)
