I’m sure you know what’s blowing up right now. The whole ass internet, actually but this is what Twitter was made for. It’s Friday. It’s perfect Friday content. It’s comedy hour. And some of you have been sending me some hilarious tweets. Since this happened after Maria worked on Celebrity Social Media, here are a few of them:
March 1, 2019
Imagine at my age, having to argue with a 21 yr old woman for ‘breaking up’ my happy home with a man who brought me nothing but lies and a disrupted PH balance.— Danie Durst (@daniecal) March 1, 2019
The pathetic jumped out.
And this…this is Hall of Fame material right here (thanks Nadia!). “Fifty-leven”! GROUPON PEEN! I love Twitter so much right now.
LMFAOOO pic.twitter.com/MAgUwcAgdj— AAF Commish (@theNFLchick) March 1, 2019
Oh wait, this f-cking mess isn’t over because now another one might have cheated on another sister. Which means that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have the most functional relationship of all of them. Sit with that for a minute. (Dlisted)
In about three years, hopefully, Glenn Close will be nominated for another Oscar for Sunset Boulevard, another classic Hollywood film with a classic Hollywood storyline: always wanting more. Only in her case, SHE JUST WANTS ONE. As she approaches the camera and says, “Alright, Academy. I’m ready for my closeup”. Unless, of course, they deny her… AGAIN. (Pajiba)
Not everyone is fighting. Drake is not fighting. He fought a lot of fights in 2018 but right now, it’s nothing but love. And love for someone he used to be fighting with: Meek Mill. (TMZ)
Well, obviously, I love this jumpsuit on Gigi Hadid. Because it’s giving me 80s vibes. An 80s jumpsuit always had a strong shoulder. I think I might need to invest in one for spring. (Go Fug Yourself)
Queen Letizia of Spain brought it with the style porn this week. That leather belted dress is fire, although I would have preferred it with a black shoe. That said, I feel like she went with a beige pump to tone down the badassness of the leather which, strategically, I can get behind. Why can’t Princess Kate dress like this? (Cele|bitchy)
One more tweet, but this time it’s actually about women supporting women and not the f-cksh-t that’s happening with the Kardashian-Jenners. 31 days, 31 amazing women! Happy Women’s History Month!
Starting tomorrow @Syfyfangrrls celebrates Women's History Month w/ a limited series podcast Forgotten Women of Genre. We’ll tell stories of 31 women who helped some of the most famous fantasy worlds become a reality. https://t.co/DqtM27nlcz pic.twitter.com/6nyKeexvwp— Cher (@thecherness) February 28, 2019