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I don’t watch it and I don’t get it. But many of you do.

Dancing with the Stars…somehow it’s still on the air. And thriving. And the new season is about to begin.

ABC will reveal the new crop of “celebrity” dancers on Wednesday but TMZ has the early word – most are below B List trying to stay relevant. Like Aaron Carter and Nia Peeples. Then there’s attention whore billionaire Mark Cuban. Totally makes sense. And of course Tori Spelling too. Because KFed Jr wants more money.

But Gisele Bundchen??? Supermodel Gisele Bundchen? Owner of Tom Brady’s heart???

I can’t… I won’t…

I refuse to believe til Wednesday. Stay tuned.

Here are Tom and Gisele from late July. Weird. He looks a little pouty gay in these shots. Must’ve been a bad angle.

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