I repeat, not that it’s any of our f-cking business but I’ve been wondering about Jodie Turner-Smith and Joshua Jackson’s baby, most recently yesterday, and then yesterday it was announced that she’d arrived and everyone’s doing great. That’s the best news. But the fact that there are no other details, including the name, means that yes, it’s not any of our f-cking business. Not that there was any doubt. (Dlisted) 

 

Speaking of babies, it’s the 30th anniversary of PEOPLE’s Beautiful Issue. I had no idea it’s been a thing for this long, did you? I do know, however, that they used to call it “Most Beautiful” but now the “Most” is gone. Goldie Hawn, Kate Hudson, and her baby Rani are on the cover this year. Last year it was Jennifer Garner. Rani looks a lot like her dad. And the only thing I have left to say is that Goldie has been committed to that hairstyle forever and I love it on her. (Go Fug Yourself) 

I really, really love this interview with Snoop Dogg talking about Snoop Dogg’s favourite subject. And if you have to ask what that would be… do you even know the D-O-Double G? The cereal question is interesting to me right now though because, as it happens, during lockdown, I cannot get enough cereal – and I’m not a cereal-in-the-morning kind of person. I’m a cereal-any-time-but-the-morning kind of person. But these days, I need cereal in the morning. My favourite cereal: Corn Pops. Second: Fruit Loops. Third: Honeycomb. Also, OMG of course indica > sativa. (Cele|bitchy) 

Post Malone is paying tribute to Kurt Cobain and Nirvana and also raising money for COVID-19 relief. What songs will he be singing? What’s your favourite Nirvana song? Am I basic if mine is “Heart-Shaped Box”? Or “Lithium”? (TMZ) 

Tom Holland likes to get in the bathtub and FaceTime Robert Downey Jr. And no one thought to screencap that sh-t? (The Mary Sue)