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Spoilers! Caution!

Michelle wrote to me this morning that Blair needs to have Serena’s breasts killed off the show because they are usurping every scene.

True.

Last night’s episode had its moments but overall, can Jenny Humphrey please eat an avocado and then f--k off? And can she take “bad” Dan with her?

Then again, he wrote the Chuck exposé which is setting up for the big death. The cast shot scenes at a cemetery yesterday – all signs point to Bart Bass. As you can see, Chuck is all angry emotions and looking to beat the sh-t out of Lonely Boy. Please do.

The MotherChucker takes over the Empire? A battle royale with Lily over the estate? Bring it. And again, go away Little J.


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