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For those of you new to the column, I cannot reveal the answers to smutty riddles blatantly on the site. I am also no longer able to answer your guesses directly. I can however post a selection of your questions in the mailbag and offer more clues to lead the way, and sometimes in places you least expect. Good luck!

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