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Guy Ritchie hit up the Whiskey Mist Bar in Mayfair last night looking buoyed and surprisingly upbeat for someone at the centre of a divorce rumour. Then again, if it’s true that Madge married him without a pre-nup, of course he’d be chuffed as they say.

Madonna’s reps have issued a denial but most people do believe that something is amiss between the Ritchies. She is a proud woman though. It is very possible she’ll suffer through it, save face, stay together, and set up a convenient arrangement that allows them to find fulfilment without officially cutting ties. They wouldn’t be the first to do so.

John Travolta and Kelly Preston certainly make it work… although Madge grew out of her lesbian phase a long time ago. And Guy is not a gay.

Photos from Flynetonline.com

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