Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk spent the weekend on holiday with Valentino and Giancarlo Giammetti on their yacht in Capri. Here’s what brunch looks like when you’re guests of Valentino and Giancarlo – or Garavani and Giammetti, GG, as monogrammed on their plates:


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I love a monogram – monogram anything. Unfortunately my china is not worth monogramming. Actually, I lie. Our plates are trash but last year I got a set of pasta bowls that I am obsessed with, plain white, not too deep but not too shallow. They make me feel like a proper adult. Can you monogram pasta bowls when the rest of your serving business is sh-t?  

Gwyneth, Valentino, and Giancarlo have been close a long, long time. At least 20 years, if not more. I remember, when Apple was a baby, they were papped on the yacht playing with her. You can revisit those shots here. Pretty sure Chris Martin wasn’t on that trip with them. Looking back now, it did seem like there were parts of their lives that were not shared. This does not seem to be the case with G and Brad Falchuk. He travels with her. He knows her friends. He’s part of her world. 

While G and Brad were in Europe, Chris Martin was with their kids in LA. Yesterday he was seen with Dakota Johnson walking her dog in Malibu arm in arm and holding hands. How long before she’s in a Coldplay video?