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Halle Berry at LAX early this morning headed for whereabouts unknown but Washington would be a good bet for a quick couple of days without the baby.

Her hair is straight. I likey. You? And her face! So youthful, so fresh, and you know she’s older than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, right?

Halle is 42. Gran is 41. Halle looks 30. Gran looks 60. At least.

Some of it is genes, sure. But a lot of it is attitude. And Botox. Or the overuse of it. Maybe when Granny emerges from hiding in Nashville, she’ll have chilled out with the needle.

In the meantime, enjoy a little Halle gorgessity.

Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com

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