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Seriously…who styles Hayden Panettiere? How does an 18 year old show up like this to the Z100 Jingle Ball???

The Jingle Ball is not a tea party. It is not an occasion for Dakota Fanning to dress up in her Sunday best. The Jingle Ball is supposed to be hip and groovin’, it is 100% a funky jeans occasion. Maybe a leather jacket thrown on a top, a clever fedora perhaps, more rock’n’roll less red carpet. See Alicia Keys. Love Alicia Keys.

Hayden on the other hand dressed for her age. Which right now is brinking on 40. A restaurant hostess with a bib. A middle aged socialite with bad taste in shoes.

Hayden is anything but 18.

Again…who the hell is styling this child?

Photos from Wenn

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