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30 year old Hayden Panettiere last night at Teen Choice – short girl in a maxi dress, never my favourite. Because you can never see the feet. Weird, right? Like something could be living under there. Or Milo could be commanding her from there, ordering her around, telling her how to walk, when to smile, that she must look older. Creep.

To be fair though, seems like Hayden has the best makeup artist in town. Her makeup lately has been world class flawless. The most amazing glow. Like…better than Jennifer Lopez.

Oh no I didn’t.

Photos from Wenn.com

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