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Sweet Xenu… what is going on here? This girl is 18. She is 18!!! Why is she wearing the same flood pants your school librarian would wear to the staff Christmas party? Why???

On Gisele Bundchen or Charlize Theron… maybe.

But on Hayden Panettiere who is, on a very good day, 5 ft 1 this is wrong. This is so very wrong. And so is the hair. And the pink (pink!!!) blouse. To the one person who disagreed last week when I called her ass old looking – the debate is closed, non?

On the plus side, this is Hayden as a guest speaker at the Weather Channel"s Forecast Earth Summit held in Washington DC. Is it actually possible she won’t go the way of Lilo and Britney?


Photos from Splash

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