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Hayden Pannetiere last night at the The Spiderwick Chronicles" film premiere in LA looking as old as Ali Lohan…which means 30. Nothing wrong with 30, except when you’re 18. And only thing wrong with looking 30 at 18 is looking 30 at 14. That particular distinction could only belong to a daughter of Dina.

Of course in Hayden’s case it fulfills a purpose. She is after all dating a 30 year old. Totally pervy. And being a child star she probably hit puberty at 7. Getting pimped by your parents results in premature maturation, see?

It’s the hair and the make up and the carry of her body… what a waste of youth. A universe of regret on those small shoulders when she hits 35. Trust.

Photos from Splashnewsonline.com

Hayden Pannetiere in red at the Spiderwick Chronicles" premiere

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