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Is in my left arm. I broke it in Cannes because she bailed on her professional commitments. As a result, as you can see, there are now 2 rods holding together my elbow. The French surgeons did a great job…only the end of both rods are too close to the point which means I can literally feel them under my skin and worst still, it hurts. So I need to go back in October for minor surgery to have it removed. And I still can’t play golf.

F&cking Mischa Barton!

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