Disclaimer: This article was posted during an early period of the site when some of the writing was extremely offensive. Since then our site has grown and evolved. We have apologised, continue to take accountability, and documented our changes. Please see our FAQ on our About page for our formal statement.

Almost, almost perfect, if not for two sadly pushed up tits that threaten to ruin her entire look.

Check out Hilary Duff at the Spirit of Life award dinner last night. Fresh face, great makeup, the dress is a vision – I love the detailing on the band – so why? Why why why mash the boobs together and throw them OVER the top? It’s so Victoria Beckham, it’s so chavvy tacky, and totally totally unnecessary.

Imagine how much better this would have looked had she kept her small chest tucked in with the strapless flat and straight across? Why the need to “create” cleavage?

Being flat is seriously underrated.

sources

Share this post