Wait, sorry, what? I briefly mentioned the Tom Brady roast in this space yesterday and said I didn’t pay much attention to it, which I’m now even more happy about because… it was THREE HOURS?! Stop it. No, but actually. Did the roast need to be the duration of a f-cking football game?! I will take over three hours of the Oscars, but three hours of watching people just talking about Tom Brady? It couldn’t be me.

 

Anyway Ben Affleck was there and tried to be funny which is why JLo was not there and in New York instead wearing winter clothes in spring which I co-sign because I just wore a trench coat as a dress on ETALK today that some people would consider fall vibes and I stand by it. (GoFugYourself)

I didn’t know much about Nate Bargatze until he hosted Saturday Night Live last fall and his episode was SO good, one of the strongest not just this season but any season with a sketch that is already being considered one of the all-timers. After that Jacek and I started watching his specials and they’re SO good. And now he’s sitting down with Letterman talking about why he was never on Letterman. (Pajiba)

 

The Blue Ivy Carter is a Grammy winner and will be part of the Lion King movie, Mufasa. Now North West is getting in on the Lion King Universe. (Hollywood Unlocked)

Uproxx is ranking the 15 best Ryan Gosling movies and I’m curious what you think of The Notebook’s position. Because, well, where else would you put it? Personally I would reverse spots #1 and #2 but it’s not a hill I would die on. The point is those two positions are locked, no debate. Same goes for #3 and #4. The #5 movie I think could drop down. And Crazy Stupid Love, in my opinion, should move up. But to go back to The Notebook, at most you bring it up one spot… max. Right? (Uproxx) 

I said before the Met Gala that I thought the theme sucked. And this might be Anna Wintour’s way of saying she agrees, lol. But, also, we know that this wasn’t the theme she was originally committed to. (Celebitchy)