What Else?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 13, 2017 21:50:15 July 13, 2017 21:50:15

Do you take this as good news or bad news? On the one hand, good news because he’s available? And you can fantasise? And hold on to hope that it might happen for you if you find yourself at one of the parties he DJs at? Bad news because, well, as Idris Elba has said, he gets into trouble with his phone. And if you’re not the one he’s DMing at 2 in the morning…   (Dlisted) 

I didn’t watch a single full episode of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey’s Newlyweds. Did I miss anything? All the quotes were clipped so it’s not like those parts weren’t online. And it’s not like we don’t know her. It’s not like the Jessica we saw after they broke up was, like, any different from the Chicken Tuna version of her when the show was on, or was it? Are you telling me she only started slurring her words when she got divorced? (Cele|bitchy) 

I cannot look away from this totally bonkers mess. It’s sh-t vs diarrhoea, and I don’t know which is which. Floyd Mayweather beats women. And while I know, oh I know, there are so many of you who are fans of Conor (in Toronto last night 90% were on the Irish side), the racist bullsh-t he throws down is inexcusable. And yet…this spectacle… I feel so ashamed of myself, why can’t I look away? (Go Fug Yourself)

Girl says she’s saving her virginity for marriage. Then she meets a professional athlete. And they get engaged. Is that the way to keep a pro athlete from cheating on you? Well of course I’m going to talk about Elvis here, even though he’s not a pro athlete. Elvis and Priscilla Presley lived together for years before they got married. And she claims that she and Elvis did everything but. That he was the one who wanted to keep her “pure”. Until their wedding night. Exactly 9 months later, Lisa Marie arrived. Elvis cheated on Priscilla though – a LOT. Before and after they were married. (Celeb Dirty Laundry) 

I hate wearing dresses like this. That seam? The one that attaches to the ruffle hem? It makes it hard to walk! It’s this just my problem? Do I have a hip-to-thigh problem? Do I have a walking problem? I always feel like it limits my stride. (Popoholic)
 


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