Paging Kathleen. The Chris she calls “My Chris” is talking about his dick again. As you must know by now, because Chris Pine keeps talking about how everyone keeps talking about his dick, Chris shows his dick in The Outlaw King on Netflix. Kathleen is going to watch The Outlaw King because Chris Pine is in it. She is going to try to explain that she’ll be watching The Outlaw King because she likes medieval war movies but, really, she’s going to be watching The Outlaw King because Chris says his Pine compares favourably to Michael’s Fassbender. Sorry. I had to. (Dlisted) 

I generally do not have good feelings about taffeta. It’s a tricky material and is only good for one kind of look. Few people can really wear taffeta well. No one should ever wear taffeta again though now that Iman has just given us the best taffeta of all time. Taffeta doesn’t sit well. It wrinkles. Look at her. Look at the lack of wrinkles. It’s almost like the taffeta said to itself that it wouldn’t dare wrinkle on her body. (Go Fug Yourself) 

Benedict Cumberbatch has given a sermon on tea. I don’t disagree with him. I hate chamomile tea. I don’t like the feeling it leaves in the back of my throat. That’s not his issue with it though. His issue is where it’s grown and what truly qualifies as tea. Does he like Chinese tea? Because, frankly, Chinese tea – all kinds of different leaves and infusions – is my preferred tea of all. Even the sh-tty tea you get at dimsum restaurants is good, better than most teas that are considered teas in the western world. My ma always has a bag of dried chrysanthemums that she has with tea. The fragrance is instantly calming. (Cele|bitchy) 

Are you into a bath bomb? I’ve been trying to decide for over a decade if I’m into bath bombs. You know what it is? It’s the chalky texture. It freaks me out. I’m always afraid they’re going to break in the bag on the way home. Look at these bath bombs. Like the ones that look like a cream puff. It would suck if they broke apart. Which I guess is what my problem is. It’s sad to see them dissolve. (OMG Blog) 

I love this article about the power of lipstick and what it can do for us on the worst days. (The Cut) 

Do you miss Mad Men? Do you re-watch it? Mad Men is not a show I can or want to re-watch. I don’t know that I need any more of Don Draper. But this is a great way to re-live it. The Ringer presents the post- Mad Men cast power rankings. Spoiler alert: Jon Hamm only comes it at #5. (The Ringer)