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Dear Gossips,

I have good feelings about April 1st. My parents married on April 1st. My husband was born on April 1st. April 1st is totally a fried rice day. Except tonight we’re going for Italian.

Here’s my gift to you this April 1st. Hate Mail. It’s your favourite. In response to my exclusive report yesterday re: Robert Pattinson and Nikki Reed:

YOU ARE A LIAR!!!!!!!!! Rob would never be with Nikki because he wants to be with KRISTEN!!!! You probably like her because she’s dirty like you. Lol!!!! But WE deserve a better Rosalie. Why do you keep messing around? You know nothing you’re just a stupid gossip making up stories so if you don’t have anything nice to say, just stop saying it. We can go without all your Twilight news. We can get it somewhere else! From Rob’s Girl

Amazing, right?

Wednesday, new posts all day, and an April 1st Johnny for your viewing pleasure.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Have been off Twitter since Sunday night now that Toronto Fashion Week and the Junos are over. Can’t decide if I should keep going? It’s so easy…

Can you help decide? Check the poll.

PS.  Late posts yesterday.  Scroll down if you missed them.

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