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Dear Gossips,

I can always count on Douglas, a longtime reader, who is as allergic to Rossum as I am, to answer Would You Rather in the most delightful way. Click here for the latest installment: WYR Rossum or Montag? Wrote Douglas:

I would rather cut off my shoulder and donate it to Heidi for whatever over the top plastic surgery she is heading in for next (than be forced to be friends with that Rossum).

See? Rossum is insufferable.

There will be no April Fool-ing on this site today. I am not clever like that. Also, for me, April 1st has always had a different sort of association, a much more meaningful one. My parents were married on April 1st. And my husband Jacek was born on April 1st. He is 35 today. Happy Birthday! Am heading home to see him later this morning but new articles will be posted throughout the day.

Also...

Did you know that there’s a life size Whomping Willow on The Forbidden Journey at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter? And the ride is, like, an hour AND there’s some Quidditch play? OMG. They will be dragging me out of there by my hair. I will fight them every inch of the way. And no, we do not know when we are going because my friend Laura can’t make up her mind. Having said that, we are hoping for a time of year when the children won’t be around so much. It’s the lines.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. McDonalds can pay for your trip. Where? Well if it were me, I’d be picking Universal Orlando. Obviously. Click here to enter the McMini Contest. It’s a $4,000 prize.

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