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Dear Gossips,

Britney tonight in Vancouver. Am worried about falling asleep. Have heard that after an energetic start to kick off the tour, the show is now boring. Darren and I are going and I texted him yesterday to ask if we should bother making it there in time for Pussycat Dolls. He said it might be the most entertainment we get all night…

Meanwhile I also have PVR memory stress. Don’t like when it crosses 50%.

Am sad that staying home to clear tv recordings sounds more tempting than watching Britney halfheartedly rub her hoo hoo. Hopefully she’ll bring it and we won’t be spending an hour and a half wondering what’s happening on Lost? It’s a question and a statement.

Wednesday – posting all day. Remember to refresh and SCROLL DOWN for late articles from Tuesday including Madonna and Adrien Brody.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Brad Pitt is not the reshooting smoker.

PPS. Heads up Twilight fans in the UK. Head to Rome when they start shooting New Moon there, visit the set, meet the cast, and appear in a scene that could make the final cut – interested? Click here to enter!

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