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Dear Gossips,

Today is Tabloid Wednesday. And none of them are accusing Angelina Jolie of abusing Brad Pitt and her children. Or cheating with the President of France. So far. Instead Star Magazine says she’s 3 months pregnant. It’s either one way or the other with those two: break up or babies. Us Weekly however is going after Pipsqueak and Shelf Ass. More on that later.

Well here it is: the first night of the 2010 NHL playoffs. Where we are and who we are, this is a big deal, especially the first round. Because it’s high intensity hockey every night on several channels. I live in Vancouver, am originally from Toronto. Since my Maple Leafs suck sh-t, by geography and by marriage and our season tickets, I am obliged to cheer for the Vancouver Canucks. Playoff fever begins now, summed up by this adorable video (thanks Lae!) from the students at Plum High School in support of their Pittsburgh Penguins. SOOOOO f-cking cute. Now this is a throwdown.

It’s Wednesday. Exclusive details re: Gwyneth’s appearance on The Marriage Ref (namechecking exes!) and we’re only two days away from Kick-Ass.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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