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Dear Gossips,

The Cannes lineup was announced today. Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett will open the festival with Robin Hood. And Tim Burton is presiding over the jury that includes... Kate Beckinsale? Her? Well, she needed a gig. And an excuse to dress up. It’s almost impossible to overdress at Cannes. In this regard, she’ll be ok.

It’s my 5th anniversary at Cannes this year. And there’s extra reason to celebrate: Blue Valentine is screening there...which means, hopefully, that Ryan Gosling will come along to help with international distribution. I can’t... we must not think of this now. It will be too distracting. And there’s much to discuss. Like Kate Hudson’s new breasts...

What?

More on that later but a quick final note for now on Cannes – so far there’s no Pitt presence as Tree of Life is not ready. They say Malick is still tweaking it. There’s an outside shot that the film could be added to the schedule later on but most insiders agree now that that’s extremely optimistic (source). Sean Penn however will likely be in town for Fair Game with Naomi Watts. Sean is always super smutty at Cannes.

It’s Thursday – Kate gets bigger tits, a little Don Draper, and GOOPy Oenology!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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