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Dear Gossips,

Back in Vancouver now after whirlwind trip to Portland and LA but we are still living out of boxes. Totally thought Marcus would not take well to change but for now, since the furniture isn’t in place yet, he’s all over the fact that he has open floor to traverse during his goose chases. Wild goose chases.

Not unlike what UK gossips are hinting at about the Beckhams, though this particular goose might not be as elusive as you think. Details coming.

It’s Thursday – am home, am posting all day, remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Sting did not leave his wife for a web whore.

PPS. Rebecca Romijn is not being held.

PPPS. Sigh. Did not win Media Idol. The dude who did win, Rudy Blair totally gav’er, rehearsed for 7 weeks, booked out a proper theatre for his audition, and recruited professional cheerleaders as his back up dancers. Rudy totally deserved it. Am grateful to all of you for voting. And I’ll still be donating $1,000 to Covenant House Vancouver anyway. Philanthropy is for losers too!

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