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Dear Gossips,

Not sure why there should even be a column today. Like what else is there to talk about? Is there anything worth talking about but THEM?

It was the moment Brangelunatics everywhere have been waiting for: finally a glimpse of the world’s first fraternal twins. The Olympics begin on Friday. Will they light the torch too??? After all, their original due date was 8/8/8, wasn’t it?

Believe it or not, the world goes on.

Last time I was in Toronto, my mother brewed me a thermos-full of her magic Chinese potion. Then I received the all clear from the surgeon. Yesterday I picked up the clubs and played a full round. Registered 2 pars, 3 bogies, and too many triples. But I played golf. Should I forgive Mischa Barton?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. As far as I know, the Beckhams are still paying their bills.

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