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Dear Gossips,

And so it begins.

Twilight Eclipse begins shooting soon where I live, in Vancouver, which means our city will once again be taken over by Twi-Hards from far and wide, spending their vacations in beautiful British Columbia stalking the streets hoping for a glimpse of Robert Pattinson so they can scream at him and make him fall instantly in love with them. Or run into him casually at a coffee shoppe, strike up a conversation, and recognise each other as soul mates.

Don’t lie. I know you’ve already scripted the dialogue.

Pattinson is not yet in town. But many of the others are. And some of them even brought their diseases.

I tweeted (click here for my Twitter) and then posted about Nikki Reed, and I like(d) her so much, breaking my heart, infecting Vancouver with Ebola by association. Scroll down to see the photos – Paris Latsis is with her. He was once engaged to it. And now he’s contaminated Twilight with it.

For those Canadians returning today from long weekend – yesterday was a full schedule on the blog. Get caught up on everything below.

Tuesday – am online all day still from Whistler. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. BEST IDEA EVER: Snape listens to Barry Manilow? Love this SO MUCH. Click here for his playlist – thanks Cherrie!

PPS. Felt like I heard from half the employees at Blackberry yesterday after my post about the latest round of Lohan pimpage, all of them intent on clarifying that the Brickbreaker contest is actually run by a wireless dealer Z-com and is not a Blackberry official sanctioned event. Because if it were, most of them were very, very adamant that they would consider quitting – this is how f-cking LOW the Lohan label has fallen. Guess I can keep my BB now. But heads up to RIM: those dealers are messing with your brand. Maybe you should look into that. Because everyone else out there still thinks you’re paying Dina Lohan. Gross.

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