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Dear Gossips,

Freebie Five has been updated. Welcome Michael Phelps. For obvious reasons. Like his body. But also it’s the focus. And the commitment. When everyone else around him might be getting drunk off their sh*t , he’s in the pool morning and night, training for today, and training for London too. And only 23 years old…which, of course, makes him technically ineligible according to Gay Math restrictions. But since almost all athletes in the Olympics are, like, children, shall we make an Olympic exception?

I survived a weekend with the kids. They left me with the flu, germy little beasts.

Monday, new posts all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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