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Dear Gossips,

If Nicole Richie’s example is anything to go by, Lindsay Lohan will likely serve a measly few hours behind bars before being promptly released. Quite a gift, non? Considering she drank, drugged, and drove, I’d say she got off easy.

Dina Lohan however…well, of course Dina Lohan is playing the martyr card. Of course Dina Lohan is talking. And of course Dina Lohan is full of sh-t. More on that later.

Friday...finally!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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