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Dear Gossips,

You know what I hate most about a dumbass non-story like the one yesterday about Will & Jada which, come on now, originated at In Touch Magazine so... can we please, please, PLEASE start considering the source on these reports before we start freaking out? What I hate most is all the EXTRA work we have to do as a result of their bullsh-t. Their bullsh-t inevitably spawns a denial, and then the denial spawns more doubts - why was their statement worded like this? why didn’t they say that? why didn’t they release a photo of themselves f-cking? unless I see a photo of them f-cking, I totally believe they’re splitting. Oh they’re so desperate they released a photo of themselves f-cking, I totally believe they’re splitting - so then you have to investigate those doubts...

All because In Touch/Star/Life&Style/any number of UK papers all interchangeable pulled something else out its ass in order to generate some attention. See? More work. And more on the non-story later.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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