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Dear Gossips,

Am loving the pomp and theatrics of the DNC, a worthy substitute to fill the aching void of Olympic obsession and help heal horrid horrid end of summer flu. And good timing too. Next week the Republicans have to compete with season premieres. John McCain or the return of Brenda Walsh?

Oh chill out.

I’m kidding.

OF COURSE politics is more important than Hollywood high school drama. Of course it is.

But you’ve seen the cover of the new Us Weekly, haven’t you? Brenda Walsh is everywhere! And she’s hating on Tori Spelling and that Junior piece of sh*t she married. Janice Min must still be mad at MangleFace for selling her baby pics to OK!

Bitches have long memories and we keep even longer grudges.

Thursday – posting throughout the day in between fever naps.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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