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Dear Gossips,

Stayed home on a Saturday night with the incomparable John Malkovich and the return of Amy Poehler and some Jizz in My Pants – who needs to go out?

The lyrics. And of course the facial expressions. And the conviction with which Andy delivers his performance…must be why Pippy doesn’t seem to be able to stay away from SNL either. His janitor cameo is another classic. And he really should think about joining as a cast member. Like for a year.

People keep sh-tting on Saturday Night Live – something about it not being funny anymore. When the guest is good though, maybe it’s just me, but I’m all over it. I’m all over John Malkovich.

It’s Monday – new posts all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Jizz In My Pants

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