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Dear Gossips,

How come when Lady Gaga speaks with an affected British accent, it’s adorable, but when Madonna does it we roll our eyes? Am a little bit in love with her today after The Monster Ball last night. She is worth seeing right now at small venues and low-ish production value before she eventually graduates to big stadiums and less intimacy. Before she becomes a machine.

Big Oceans reunion last night in Beverly Hills. The Brange and George and The Italian Queen and Matt Damon all at the same party, all working their own angles. As for the Pitt Porn…yes… bless… they’re letting us end the year with a good solid dose.

It’s Friday. Haven’t started my Christmas shopping. Will be spending many hours standing in a line waiting to pay for something. That should really help my hating people problem. Am recovering with an FNL new season marathon tonight. More on Monday.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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