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Dear Gossips,

Chinese New Year’s Eve and I miss my mother. She called me last night to remind me about the rituals, to let me know she’d posted my lucky money pockets, and not one word of criticism. In fact, it’s the only time of the year my mother gives her bitch a break, for fear of starting the upcoming lunar new year on an unlucky foot - an attitude so self serving it ends up being bitchy anyway.

My very best wishes to you and yours for a healthy and prosperous Year of the Rat, a year traditionally of new beginnings and maybe even new loves – nice AND naughty. Given that the rat is also associated with romance, word is 2008 also promises sexy time and scandal, hand in hand.

Translation: more smut!

Wednesday – cleaning all day, blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh! And scroll down for late articles you may have missed.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Thanks to the lovely ladies at Style Spy for the feature as Girl of the Week!

PPS. From Katie to Megan – congratulations on your “bejewelled state”!

PPPS. Ryan Gosling is not having problems finding good help. Nor Leo. And not Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom either. Coke isn’t Clooney’s thing and Elijah Wood is too easy.

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