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Dear Gossips,

So many things made me happy last night. Most of the things that made me happy will send me directly to hell. But then again, there’s probably a torture chamber reserved for me there already anyway. So it won’t make a difference then if I tell you that I fist pumped with evil glee when Shelf Ass Biel showed up on the pool feed wearing that… dinner napkin. Like I almost missed a live cue because I was too busy celebrating.

Did you enjoy the Oscars?

The Oscar wrap up to follow…

But first – a few housekeeping items. Articles were posted on Saturday re: the Spirit Awards and Jennifer Love Hewitt’s birthday f-ckery. Please, please treat yourself to it on a difficult Monday morning. I promise it’s worth it. So scroll down, click VIEW MORE ARTICLES and keep scrolling and keep clicking because today’s column will be long. And remember, they’re posted in reverse chronological order so older posts will appear lower.

There’s the carpet to cover, and then the parties, and then the non-Oscar gossip too. For smutlovers, this is considered high season.

Also I head back to Vancouver today too. So blogging while packing and finishing up voice overs for eTalk. In other words, more typos than usual. Am writing through the night. Forgive!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. TK and I before and after on the balcony. Thanks to Elsa Corsi, a local Vancouver jewellery designer for the gorgeous earrings and cuff! And for those of you who’ve been asking – since I was on Twitter the whole time too, this explains may arm behind my back throughout most of the show. Blackberry!

PPS. SLUMDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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