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Dear Gossips,

A nation breathed a sigh of relief. Our boys took back their house last night. Men’s hockey gold is still a possibility. But stress. Holy f-ck the stress. We were at the game last night. Feel like I’ve internally aged 40 years.

So the Oscar countdown begins. And our annual contest is launching soon. Are you studying? Handicapping the nominees? One of the prizes is that classic coat from The Bay, the one every bitch wants to get her hands on. And there’s more. Details to follow on Monday. Key word: Balenciaga.

It’s Thursday. It’s GOOP day. And finally it’s a good GOOP. A juicy, smutty GOOP. Am blogging all day with a brief break to go ziplining with Gino Reda. He’s my new Olympic BFF.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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